I said this to myself last night as I was looking over my calendar, squirreling in an assortment of baby classes (My wife and I are expecting in December.) with names like “Car Seat Safety” and “Post-Partum Preparation” between the oh-so-many readings and events (With far better names!) at Hugo House this fall.
I am very excited to announce Tara Hardy as the new writer-in-residence at Hugo House. Tara has been a fixture in Seattle’s writing community for many years. She’s the founder of Bent, a writing institute for LGBTIQ people and has riveted so many audiences with heramazing performances as part of Seattle’s spoken word and slam communities.
Prattle [prat-l] -verb (used without object) 1. to talk in a foolish or simple-minded way; chatter; babble.
Jacob, a stay-at-home dad, didn't fit the June Cleaver stereotype his mother Delores wanted for her grandson, preferring to read the baby David Foster Wallace than let him listen to the incessant prattling of morning talkshow hosts while feeding him a bottle.
Perambulate [per-am-byuh-leyt] –verb (used with object) 1. to walk through, about or over; travel through; traverse. 2. to traverse in order to examine or inspect.
On the hunt for morels, Gus perambulated through the forest looking under downed trees and brush.
Contretemps [kon-truh-tahn; Fr. kawntruh-tahn] –noun an inopportune occurrence; an embarrassing mischance: He caused a minor contretemps by knocking over his drink.
When introducing the CEO, Mr. Ball, an older gentleman with a well-manicured combover, at the company's annual banquet for shareholders, Michael called him Mr. Bald, causing a contretemps that ultimately cost him his job.
Sine qua non [sahy-nee kwey non, kwah, sin-ey; Lat. si-ne kwah-nohn] –noun an indispensable condition, element or factor; something essential: Her presence was the sine qua non of every social event.
Despite having never eaten at more than a Taco Bell, Martha knew the sine qua non of a smokey salsa was roasting the habanero peppers.
Effete [ih-feet] –adjective 1. lacking in wholesome vigor; degenerate; decadent: an effete, overrefined society. 2. exhausted of vigor or energy; worn out: an effete political force. 3. unable to produce; sterile.
The effete cat lounged in the sun on the front lawn after chasing the birds away from the blueberry bushes.
Welter [wel-ter] –verb (used without object) 1. to roll, toss, or heave, as waves or the sea. 2. to roll, writhe, or tumble about; wallow, as animals (often followed by about ): pigs weltering about happily in the mud. 3. to lie bathed in or be drenched in something, especially blood.
After rigorously fetching a tennis ball at the park, the puppy weltered wearily in the pile of blankets waiting to be washed.
Inviolable [in-vahy-uh-luh-buhl] –adjective 1. prohibiting violation; secure from destruction, violence, infringement, or desecration: an inviolable sanctuary; an inviolable promise. 2. incapable of being violated; incorruptible; unassailable: inviolable secrecy.